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English ATTENDENCE IN ZOO!!!!!! LOMREEH? YES SIR. BHALOO? PRESENT. BANDAR? HAZIR JANAB. DONKEY? DONKEY?????? DONKEY???????????????? ABE MSG BAAD MEIN PARHNANA PEHLE APNI HAZRI LAG WALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Urdu Tutor: write ur fathers name in english. Bunty wrote : beautiful red underwear. Tutor : r u joking? Bunty : no sir, his name is "sunder lal chadda" Urdu Actually baat yeh hai k woh yeh K ok listen carefully oooh listen nahin i mean read it carefully wid full concentration daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon sirf 3 words he tou hain ufffff its too difficult ok im gonna say dat HOW R U?? Urdu Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de Tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de Urdu arz hai arz hai arz hai arz hai aap ko tang karna hamara farz hai. Urdu Ek Pathan Ye Sochta raha sari Zindgi Sochta raha.. sochta raha.. Aur soctay soctay hi mar gaya kay.. Meri behan kay 2 Bhai hei to mera 1 Kyun .. ?? Urdu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...... ...kuch nahi... bus waisey hee... Urdu Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi . Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... Urdu Mother : Aray yeh billi ka bacha kasay mar gaya ? Baby : Mom main usko nehla raha tha to yeh margaya. Mother : Aray nehlaneyy say kasay margaya ? Baby : Yeh nehlanay say thori mara ha wo to mainey usko nichora tha na to yeh margaya. Urdu Student : sir manhoos or phitkaar main kya farak ha ? Sir : Beta jo is wakat sms par raha ha wo manhoos ha or jo us ka moon per baras rahi ha wo phitkaar ha. it is so simple. Urdu AAJ AAP "DIL" MANGO DAIN GE "JIGER" MANGO DAIN GE "DHARKAN" MANGO DAIN GE "JAAN"TAK MANGO DE SAKTE HAIN KIYON KE IN 4 FILMOON KI CDS GHAR PER PARI HOWI HAIN HEHEHEHEHEHE Urdu Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all" Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!! Urdu Wife : Look dear that is my ex boy friend in the bar drinking since i left him 10 yrs Husband : Nonsense no one can CELEBRATE that long.. Urdu Dil diya tha dildar ko dildar samhaj kar, Woh kha gaya oolo ka patha niswar samhaj kar. Urdu aRz KiYa hAi !! DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe KahTam HoGaYA !!. WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI. Urdu The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking. So where are you gonna to hide Me? English im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! English I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...! Urdu Qayamat ki 5 nishaniyan.. 1 : Memon badmashi karega. 2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga. 3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge. 4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga.. 5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye ga. Urdu Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao Lerki : Sandle utaron kya? Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao English On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur greatness, your smartness, then just kill them.. How dare they FOOL u 1 day before. English Keep in touch in with me otherwise 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 All the teeth will be broken Urdu 1 tha raja 1 thi rani Dono mar gye Khatam kahani . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ab neechey kiya lash dhoond rhe ho ?? Urdu PATTA gir sakta hai par DARAKHT nahi. SOORAJ doob sakta hai par AASMAAN nahi. DHARTI sookh sakti hai par DARIYA nahi. DUNIYA sudhar sakti hai par AAP nahi Urdu Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi! Urdu Tum aa gaye ho Noor a gaya hai, Tum aa gaye ho Noor a gaya hai, Chalo teeno picture chalen.. | |||
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