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English
ATTENDENCE IN ZOO!!!!!!
LOMREEH?
YES SIR.
BHALOO?
PRESENT.
BANDAR?
HAZIR JANAB.
DONKEY?
DONKEY??????
DONKEY????????????????

ABE MSG BAAD MEIN PARHNANA PEHLE APNI HAZRI LAG WALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urdu
Tutor: write ur fathers name in english.
Bunty wrote : beautiful red underwear. Tutor : r u joking?
Bunty : no sir, his name is "sunder lal chadda"
Urdu
Actually

baat yeh hai k

woh yeh K

ok listen carefully

oooh listen nahin i mean read it carefully

wid full concentration

daekho meray dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

sirf 3 words he tou hain

ufffff its too difficult

ok im gonna say

dat

HOW R U??
Urdu
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
Tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Urdu
arz hai



arz hai




arz hai




arz hai



aap ko tang karna hamara farz hai.
Urdu
Ek Pathan Ye Sochta raha sari Zindgi Sochta raha..
sochta raha..
Aur soctay soctay hi mar gaya kay..
Meri behan kay 2 Bhai hei to mera
1 Kyun .. ??
Urdu
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...kuch nahi...
bus waisey hee...
Urdu
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi .
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
Urdu
Mother : Aray yeh billi ka bacha kasay mar gaya ?
Baby : Mom main usko nehla raha tha to yeh margaya.
Mother : Aray nehlaneyy say kasay margaya ?
Baby : Yeh nehlanay say thori mara ha wo to mainey usko nichora tha na to yeh margaya.
Urdu
Student : sir manhoos or phitkaar main kya farak ha ?
Sir : Beta jo is wakat sms par raha ha wo manhoos ha or jo us ka moon per baras rahi
ha wo phitkaar ha.
it is so simple.
Urdu
AAJ AAP
"DIL"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"JIGER"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"DHARKAN"
MANGO
DAIN GE
"JAAN"TAK
MANGO
DE SAKTE HAIN



KIYON KE



IN 4 FILMOON KI CDS
GHAR PER PARI
HOWI HAIN
HEHEHEHEHEHE
Urdu
Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying
Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all"
Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!!
Urdu
Wife : Look dear that is my ex boy friend in the bar drinking since i left him 10 yrs
Husband : Nonsense no one can CELEBRATE that long..
Urdu
Dil diya tha dildar ko dildar samhaj kar,
Woh kha gaya oolo ka patha niswar samhaj kar.
Urdu
aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.
Urdu
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good
looking. So where are you gonna to hide Me?
English
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so
hurry up!
English
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control
my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
Urdu
Qayamat ki 5 nishaniyan..

1 : Memon badmashi karega.
2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga.
3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge.
4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga..
5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye ga.
Urdu
Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
English
On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur
greatness, your smartness, then just kill them..
How dare they FOOL u 1 day before.
English
Keep in touch in with me otherwise
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All the teeth will be broken
Urdu
1 tha raja
1 thi rani
Dono mar gye
Khatam kahani
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Ab neechey kiya lash dhoond rhe ho ??
Urdu
PATTA gir sakta hai par DARAKHT nahi.
SOORAJ doob sakta hai par AASMAAN nahi.
DHARTI sookh sakti hai par DARIYA nahi.
DUNIYA sudhar sakti hai par AAP nahi
Urdu
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!
Urdu
Tum aa gaye ho Noor a gaya hai,
Tum aa gaye ho Noor a gaya hai,
Chalo teeno picture chalen..
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