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Urdu kanjuSi Ka JaB AwaRd DiYA JAEga, tab TUmHara NUm Sab se PEhlE aaEGA, ab GhaLTI se bhI sMS nAhi KARna WarnA ye AWArd kiSI or ko MIl JAega.. Urdu Ishq Ke School Mein Naya Mahole Tayyar Ho Gaya Class Ki Teacher Ko Pappu Se Pyar Hogaya Yeh Sun Ker Sari Class Ka DIl Udass Ho Gaya Sari Class Fail Aur Pappu Pas Ho Gaya. English What Is The Difference In Monkey And Donkey? Monkey Saves This Message And Donkey Delete It. Choice Yours What Will You Do? Urdu arey yaar SMS tou neechey hai tou neechey jaoo aur neechey aur neechey aur neechey abey pagal ho kia neechey he dekhey ja rahey ho!! Urdu Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai! Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majbur Karta Hai! Kya Iske Piche Koi PLAN Hai? Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bi Apun Ka FAN Hai! Urdu shah jahan ne taj mahal ki her dewar ko dekha, her menar ko dekha, har kaleen ko dakha, har khidki ko dekha or bola.... maa kasam bohut kharcha ho gaya hai Urdu lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, 7 PHERO k satth koi apko bhand jaeja, abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo , kya pata kal kaun cartoon apko saup diya jayega... English What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again...... English on a romantic date sardar's girl friend ask him "darling on our engagement will u give me a ring" sardar said, ya sure wats ur phone number English calender of love jan-rose feb-propose mar-gift april-lift may-cheating june-dating july-miss u aug-kiss u sep-romence oct-sex nov-relax dec-next Urdu Railway mein job karni hai? Rs.88000 milegi .... ...... .......... ................ Kaam yeh ke train ki "Head lights" toot gaye hen aap ko moam bati le ker train ke aage aage bhagna hai Urdu Munna Bhai: Circuit agar bina dantoon ka kuta kate to kya karne ka ??? Circuit: Bole to simple bhai .. bina sui ka injection lene ka .. English on 11th of sept, usama bin laden sang his favorite song.. ''o mai nikla plane leke raste mei New york mei ek mor aaya MAIN 'W.T.C' tor aya'' Urdu ? ?? ??? ???? kya dekh rahy ho pehlay kabhi question mark nahi dekha ???? Urdu Dil jis ko diya wo dhili chali gai .pyar jis say kiya wo italy chali gai ... Phir dil nay socha khud kashi kar k daikhain.. Haath switch mai diya to bijli chali gai.. Urdu garmi ka kuch to faida hai... socha kuch.! kya soch rahay ho..??? bas ek faida hai..! sardi nahi lagti !!!!... Urdu Woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey.. Woh hamein daikh ker muskuratey rahey.. Phir yoon hooa keh hamara bhi hasa nikal gya. Urdu ek kaam karow... is MSG ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai!!! Urdu Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhorh Do Chupke Chupke Yon Nazar Milana Chhorh Do Kisi Din Bohat Pito Gay Unse Tum Yeh Masjidon Se Jootay Churana Chhorh Do. Urdu YE MERA, YE MERA, YE, MERA, YE MERA, YE MERA, YE YE MERA, MERA, YE MERA, Style Hai Tang Karny Ka!!!! Urdu Dil se dil laga kar tiu dekho Hamari yaad main ansoo baha kar tu dekho SMS tu kia hum cal bhi karaygay 1 bar hamary mobiile main card dalwakar tu dekho English One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Urdu Allama Iqbal baithay thay nadi k kinare, Bachon nay un ko pathar maray, Iqbal said: Falak k sitaro dharti ki baharo, Khotay de putro pathar te na maro. Urdu Tere inbox main mere sms ko pannah mil jaye, To reply na kare to tera mobile fanaa ho jaye. | |||
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