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Urdu
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

Urdu
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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Urdu
1 pagal dosre se: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

Dosra pagal: tumhe pata nahi k mujy mashrtiloom nahi ati,

Pehla: issi liye main ne islamiyat k sawal pocha tha.
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Urdu
pathan to shopkeeper: “Easy Load he?”
shopkeeper: ji han janab,

pathan: 10 ka naswaar Load Karo.
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Urdu
ek aadmi tahajjad parh k dua kar raha tha
Ae khuda sb so rae hain main teri ibadat kar raha hun
saath soyh shakhs bola
tu dua kar
sadiyan shikayatan na laaa……
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Urdu
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Faraz

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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai aj :->
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English
> > B A d L u C k < < I W a n t T o K i L L T h e B i g g e s t F o o L O f T h e W o r l d ‘B u t’ I D n t K n o w Y o u r A d d r e s s .=P;->
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English
-//ATtItUdE//-

w H o

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t X t

k I n G

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N d

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A m

w H o…=P;->
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Urdu
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr… ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
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Urdu
Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi

“JARASEEM”
se pak… =P ;->
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English
\(‘.’)/ Hands up
\|/ / \

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he
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English
There is nothing to read in this msg.

U still coming down? ? ?

Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
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Urdu
Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
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Urdu
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K

K

K

K

K

K “*COCA COLA*”
He
Pee lengey… ;->
BrRrrrr =P
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Urdu
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti… ;->
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Urdu
Musraf Key Janay Say is kadar Roye Hen Faraz!
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< )_. – - :
LL .,..:,,,,.

K Anso Nikal Rahe Hen Raste Badal badal Kar.