• Descent SMS
• Santa Banta SMS
• Valentines' Day SMS
• Good Morning SMS
• Good Night SMS
• New Year SMS

• Love SMS
• Flirt SMS
• Sexy SMS
• Funny SMS
• Sayings SMS
• Poetry SMS

• Birthday SMS
• Kiss SMS
• Diwali SMS
• Islamic SMS
• Urdu SMS
• Other SMS

• Greeting SMS
• Friendship SMS
• Eid Mubarak SMS
• Miss You SMS
• Christmas SMS
• Remember Me SMS

Urdu
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

Urdu
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de

car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon

aur
aur
aur
aur

bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia?
itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota

Urdu
1 pagal dosre se: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

Dosra pagal: tumhe pata nahi k mujy mashrtiloom nahi ati,

Pehla: issi liye main ne islamiyat k sawal pocha tha.

Urdu
pathan to shopkeeper: "Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper: ji han janab,

pathan: 10 ka naswaar Load Karo.

Urdu
ek aadmi tahajjad parh k dua kar raha tha
Ae khuda sb so rae hain main teri ibadat kar raha hun
saath soyh shakhs bola
tu dua kar
sadiyan shikayatan na laaa......

Urdu
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Faraz

.
Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai aj :->

English
> > B A d L u C k < <

I

W a n t

T o

K i L L

T h e

B i g g e s t

F o o L

O f

T h e

W o r l d

'B u t'

I

D n t

K n o w

Y o u r

A d d r e s s .=P;->

English
-//ATtItUdE//-

w H o

i Z

t X t

k I n G

.

.

.

.

.

N d

.

.

I

A m

w H o...=P;->

Urdu
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

Urdu
Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi

"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->

English
\('.')/ Hands up
\|/ / \

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he

English
There is nothing to read in this msg.

U still coming down? ? ?

Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->

Urdu
Teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!

Urdu
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,

Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K

K

K

K

K

K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P

Urdu
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->