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English Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... English Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... English If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food English When I was born Devil said.. When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... English One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. English Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... English If ur world is spining Round & Round. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast , do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P.... English Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! English what happened 2 ur mobile? what happened 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. English First the engagement ring, then t First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering English Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof English Birdy birdy in the sky dropped Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! English I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! English Its been a rough day.I got up this Its been a rough day.I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom English Jesus says to John come forth ill Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster English At dis moment in time 10 million people At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on English The rain makes all things beautiful The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? English i want u 2 know dat our friendship i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again English An independant study has proven An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! English I'm @ the police station I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss English girls are like phones. girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! English When i open my eyes every morning When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! English God made man and then rested God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested English Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... Urdu yun raton ko na jago so liya karo yun dil main aansu na roko ro liya karo baal to bohat achay bana letay ho kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo | |||
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