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Urdu Koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko Nuclear energy ka zamana hai bomb se ura do sale ko. Urdu Kaisay ho ? Mazey mein ? Tabiyat OK ? Dimagh OK ? Unglee mein dard ? Nahin NA..Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin ? English What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much. English Funny Definitions College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month. Urdu Wife: apnay hubby say, such such batao tum shadi say pehlay kitne guls ke sath soay they? Husband : Jan tumhari kasam sirf tumharay sath baqi sab kay sath to jagta tha. Urdu Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar dita Urdu Hansoo Hansoo Hansoo Hansoo Hansoo Hansoo Aur hansoo Sada hanste raho Hamesha khush raho Khilkhilate raho Jagmagate raho Mera kiya hai log tumhe hi pagal kahen gey English K!SS is the Key of L0V3 L0V3 is the Lock of MARRIAGE MARRIAGE is the Box of CHILDREN CHILDREN r the Problem of PAKISTAN So STOP K!SS!NG & SAVE PAKISTAN Urdu Aap jaisa Aap sa Aap jaisa Aap sa Aap jaisa Aap sa Aap jaisa Aap sa Aap jaisa Aap sa Aap jaisa Aap sa Aap jaisa Aap sa Bewaqoof koi nahin Urdu Mian 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho????? Urdu Humain tu apnoun nay luta, gherooun may kahan dum tha Mujhay wahan phaynka jahan pani kum tha English i want 2 take u for a romantic dinner sit by candle lite shower u wht flowers and say those 3 magical words "PAY THE BILL", MERI JAANOO English eyes 2 look at u, hands 2 pray for u, mind 2 remember u, heart 2luv u, legs 2 kick u if u forget me. Urdu Tumhari tasveer zamaney k dar se toilet mey laga rakhi hai, tumhara deedar karne k liey jolab ki goli kha rakhi hai. Urdu Kash dil ki bat mai itna asar ho jaye "aap miss call de" aur "wo receive ho jaye" bat kare ke hosh gum ho jaye aur hosh tab aye jab "balance khatam ho jaye" English Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left. Englsih Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." English Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME! English Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. English Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. English Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences. English I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. Urdu Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka Sansaar Miley, Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen Jaisa Pyar Miley. English After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai!!! Urdu Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..! | |||
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