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Urdu kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........ . . . abbay aapna mobile charge......... Urdu tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag gae, hain to ye aansoo, per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!! Urdu Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... Urdu Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya, ek tum thi jisnay her kiss ko mis kya, ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya. English Two Snakes Siting In th3 juNgle , feMale Snake Tried to Kiss the Male Snake , Suddenly Male Snake turned n Started Singing ** Zaher hai ke pyaar hai Tera Chumma** Urdu Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya Urdu quaidabad, . malir, . kalaboard, . airport, . colony gate, . natha khan , aur aur aur agar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kardena say. Urdu Dil 20 13 80 20 teray . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . confused??? read in punjabi Urdu Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge Urdu Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Urdu Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain. Urdu Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli Bugli Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!! Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya..... Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....???? Urdu SmS Ayenge aaise Jaise aata hai TUFAAN Thodi daer k liye aGaR ThaM jayun TO samajna BusY Hu MerI JaaN English Sun wouldn't \ | / -( ", )- / | \ Be HotSea Wouldn't -__-__-__ -- -- -- -- __-__-__ Be BlueI Wouldn'tBe Happy ()"() ( , 'o') without (")(") some1 like you English Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS. Urdu Gari ruki. khirki khuli. nazro sa nazra mili. our app na kaha, Allah ka naam pa aik rupia da da baba English I have something For u But close Ur Eye$.!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Get Ready..... ohh hooo. U did not close Ur Eye$ so nothing for U (;-)=< Urdu Mainay poocha chand se kahin dekha hay meray yar sa haseen To chand nay kaha Saley itni opper say dikhta hay kya Urdu Abhay khajoor, zoo se bhagi hoi langor, sare howe kale ke chilke, oye chose howe amm, circus ke retired bandar.... . . . . Aisa Kisi ko mat bolna Feel hota hai English What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. Urdu KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz Urdu Ik Ladki thi dewani si mobile lay kay phirti thee..Jab bhee milti thee mujh say mujh say poocha kartee thee yeh on kaise hota hai yeh on kaise hota hai.. Urdu Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon , Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay dekh Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon. Urdu Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha, pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha jab tara balance khatam hojata ha, , balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha. Shame on you Urdu Main...main kutta kameena manhoos janam jala nalaik bekaar phuwer kahil bagerat besharm jahil gawar gadha Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon |
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