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English Two Snakes Siting In th3 juNgle , feMale Snake Tried to Kiss the Male Snake , Suddenly Male Snake turned n Started Singing ** Zaher hai ke pyaar hai Tera Chumma** Urdu kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to [...]

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Urdu Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. Urdu Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach [...]

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English a man on wife’s birthday had no money so he sent a chq written “100 kisses” when he return home his wife said “thnks for chq” i got it cashed from bank’s manager! English five benefit of kissing 1. changes taste 2. burn calories 3. lips never got dried 4. relieves stress 5. makes [...]

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English It is best to have American salary, Chinese food, German car and Pakistani wife. And it worst to have American wife, Chinese car, German food and Pakistani salary Urdu Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi [...]

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Urdu Mother : Aray yeh billi ka bacha kasay mar gaya ? Baby : Mom main usko nehla raha tha to yeh margaya. Mother : Aray nehlaneyy say kasay margaya ? Baby : Yeh nehlanay say thori mara ha wo to mainey usko nichora tha na to yeh margaya. English ATTENDENCE IN ZOO!!!!!! LOMREEH? YES [...]

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English when time comes for u to give your heart to someone, make sure…..U select someone who will never break ur heart,cuz broken hearts has never spare parts Urdu Teri galiyon main na rakhein ge qadammmm Aaj k baad…………… Kyon k keechar bohat ho gai hai baarish k baad. Urdu khan ho tum ka tumhen [...]