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Funny Text Sms in Hindi Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, “Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan.” English 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went [...]

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Hindi Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz… Hindi Rishte Kanch Ki Tarah Hote Hai, Toote Jaye To Chubhte Hai. Inhe Sambhalkar Hateli Par Sajana Kyoki Inhe Tootne Me Ek Pal Aur [...]

Funny Hindi Sms Jokes: Text Messages

Hindi Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai? Stud: Ap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye apka veham hai. (139 Word)

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Hindi Do jrwa bache kamare me baithe the, Ek hans raha ho tha aur dusra udas, Tum itna kyun hans rahe ho, Mumma ne itni thand me dono bar isi ko nehla diya (146 Word)

Sms Jokes in Hindi

Hindi Sardar: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..

Funny And Other Text Sms Messages And Jokes For Mobile And Cell Phone

English Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2. Now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt. So now ur smiling who wil it go2 next? English Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it, not like pepsi [...]

Funny Urdu Text Sms Messages Or Jokes For Cell Phone And Mobiles

Urdu Unsay roz milnay ko dil chahata ha khuch sunay sunanay ko dil chahata ha tha kisi ka mannay ka andaz asa kah pher sa ruth janay ko dil chahata ha. Urdu Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, yaar kuch to bhejo [...]

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English Long Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my SMS And Today, The history continues… Urdu Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya English *~-BUMPER OFFER-~* Send me sms & win 10 Lac ki car ka [...]

Urdu Funny Sms Text Messages And Jokes For Mobiles Cell Phones

Urdu Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !! Urdu Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki, Bas aap jaisa dost mil jaye MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI. English Never kiss [...]

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English Two Snakes Siting In th3 juNgle , feMale Snake Tried to Kiss the Male Snake , Suddenly Male Snake turned n Started Singing ** Zaher hai ke pyaar hai Tera Chumma** Urdu kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to [...]

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Urdu Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar dita Urdu Koi pathar se na mare mere deewane ko Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko Nuclear energy ka zamana hai bomb [...]

2011 Funny Sms Text Messages And Jokes For Mobiles Cell Phones

English Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid…. English Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly…. English Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving [...]

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Urdu Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. Urdu Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach [...]

Hindi Funny Sms Text Messages And Jokes For Mobiles Cell Phones

Urdu Biryani khany ki dua neet karta hon main 4plate biryani ki wasty 15 say 20 botion kay bamay zarda rayta aur salad ky mun mera deeg ki traff Bismillah… Urdu 1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha “TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha “MAI GADHA”. “TU GADHA” ghar se bahar [...]

Latest Funny Sms Text Messages And Jokes For Mobiles Cell Phones

English a man on wife’s birthday had no money so he sent a chq written “100 kisses” when he return home his wife said “thnks for chq” i got it cashed from bank’s manager! English five benefit of kissing 1. changes taste 2. burn calories 3. lips never got dried 4. relieves stress 5. makes [...]

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English It is best to have American salary, Chinese food, German car and Pakistani wife. And it worst to have American wife, Chinese car, German food and Pakistani salary Urdu Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi [...]

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Urdu Mother : Aray yeh billi ka bacha kasay mar gaya ? Baby : Mom main usko nehla raha tha to yeh margaya. Mother : Aray nehlaneyy say kasay margaya ? Baby : Yeh nehlanay say thori mara ha wo to mainey usko nichora tha na to yeh margaya. English ATTENDENCE IN ZOO!!!!!! LOMREEH? YES [...]

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Urdu Ishq Ke School Mein Naya Mahole Tayyar Ho Gaya Class Ki Teacher Ko Pappu Se Pyar Hogaya Yeh Sun Ker Sari Class Ka Dil Udass Ho Gaya Sari Class Fail Aur Pappu Pas Ho Gaya. Urdu kanjuSi Ka JaB AwaRd DiYA JAEga, tab TUmHara NUm Sab se PEhlE aaEGA, ab GhaLTI se bhI sMS [...]

Funny Sms Text Messages And Jokes For Mobiles Cell Phones

English when time comes for u to give your heart to someone, make sure…..U select someone who will never break ur heart,cuz broken hearts has never spare parts Urdu Teri galiyon main na rakhein ge qadammmm Aaj k baad…………… Kyon k keechar bohat ho gai hai baarish k baad. Urdu khan ho tum ka tumhen [...]