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English He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine! English Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurting ..ok i will put it in slowly ..still hurting. .ahh yeh ..den lets try de other shoe madam. English Someday u may lose u r hair. u may lose u r teeth.u r money & even lose u r mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is u r good looks .bcoz u don’t have good looks! English He came 2 me 1 night… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill.. when satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO English From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love u r smell, the way u r tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!! English HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE.... English LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN AGNEL ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT I TOLD AN AGNEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU HE SAID " NO" "BUT WHY" He said "Angelz dont take care of angelz" English I knocked at HEAVENS door GOD asked" What is your wish of today?" I said " Plz protect love and BLESS the one reading this message" GOD smiled and replied " GRANTED " English The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling. English Friendship is Like A Tree ...It is Not Measured on How tall it could be,But on how deep the roots have grown. English " Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But Yoy Have All of Them Inclluding a nice Heart... English DONT4GET Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET English In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close your eyes and follow ur heart... b'coz heart may be in left.... but it is always right English Never cry for those who donot deserve ur tears but who deserve your tears never let you cry English -"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure." English SHOOT FOR THE MOON EVEN IF U MISS U WILL LAND AMONGST THE STARS English Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. English Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. English To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift, Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE. English If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give. English Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison English Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you. English The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about. English If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U! English Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters |
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